Caveat Emptor:
Never order french fries without specifying that you would like them "extra crispy." Even so, they will probably come out too soggy and not hot enough.
9 times out of 10 you are best off demanding a fresh order of fries immediately after they arrive at the table.
Which brings me to my next topic: fancy dinners. I dread them.
Fancy people who order complicated menu items at fancy dinners are even more horrifying!
Can a guy get a decent hamburger?
Caveat Emptor:
When ordering a hamburger at the same time as others ordering more complex meals one should always ask the server whether they're capable of timing the preparation of diverse foods so as to serve them fresh and hot to everyone at the table, at the same time.