Make America(ns?) Great Again

He claims he wants to Make American Great Again (TM). Well, I do too. That is why -- before a trip out west to see my daughter-in-law's leftist relatives in California -- I ordered a hat like the one The Donald has. But when it arrived, I discovered two problems: (1) It read "Make Americans Great Again" -- who ever said Americans are the problem?! (2) It was made it China -- that's not what I call winning.

When it comes to presidential politics, Caveat Emptor!