No Foam, No Room

I've overheard some pretty outrageous Starbucks orders. “Grande, triple shot, two-pump, extra hot, half caf', caramel macchiato.”

Gimme a break.

About half of that line makes sense to me. But for a typical Starbucks barista, it's one of 100 successive orders coming at you. Impressive, ey?

That is, until I make two simple requests: No Foam and No Room.

I say it every time. And without fail, they screw it up.

Asking for "No Room" should be more than adequate instruction. They should understand it, enough said.

Foam is tasteless - it's air, filling up the space with nothingness. 

Caveat Emptor:

The glass is almost always half empty.